Here is a very simple little test comprising four questions to determine the
level of your intellect. Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
with no deliberating or wasting time. And no cheating.

On your marks, set .... GO

1: You are competing in a straight-line race, and overtake the runner lying
in second place. In which position are you now?

Answer: If you answered that you're now coming first then you're completely
wrong. You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you're
coming second.

For the next question try not to be so dim.

2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong.
Think about it ... How can you overtake the person coming last?

If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. You would
make a good weak link!!! Anyway, here's another to try. Don't take any notes
or use a calculator, and remember your replies must be instantaneous.

3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. add 1000 again. Plus
20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?

Answer: 5000??? Wrong again!!!!

The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.

Today is clearly not your day, although you should manage to get the last
question right...

4 : Marie's father has five daughters: 1. Chacha 2. Cheche 3. Chichi 4.
Chocho 5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name? Think quickly ... you'll find
the answer below...

Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!! It's obviously Marie!!! Read the question
properly!!!!!

You are clearly the weakest link .... GOODBYE